Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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