See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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