I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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