I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He better not be in your backpack
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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