my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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