You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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