I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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