my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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