So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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