sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You are a genius and a whore.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
