Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
