so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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