I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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