So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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