Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Randomize
