doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This is not my ceiling
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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