He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
