I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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