Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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