Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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