So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
false alarm. still invincible.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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