quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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