This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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