Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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