brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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