Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Randomize
