she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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