U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Those nachos came to me in a dream
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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