So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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