Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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