Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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