i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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