I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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