you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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