We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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