His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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