Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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