it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
