Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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