She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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