they need to just BURY HIM!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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