She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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