I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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