So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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