Got a toothbrush?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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