I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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