Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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