so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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