erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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