He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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