Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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