I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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