i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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