like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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