I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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