I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It's not a walk of shame if you run
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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